that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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