the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
I'm really busy with my period
Randomize
