It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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