Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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