Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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