I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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