Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize
