i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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