ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Redeem this text for a blowjob
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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