Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
