we should wear snuggies to the strip club
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I am one with the molecules
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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