I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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