can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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