And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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