just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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