question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Boobs speak an international language.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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