hotel room ftw
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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