At least make sure they are 18
Why
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Randomize
