You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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