Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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