so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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