i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Well I just put wine in my tea
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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