it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Im part way to drunk.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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