brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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