You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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