Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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