I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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