i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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