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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
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Oh Jesus.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
We have started to decorate penises.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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