called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
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