Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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