stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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