How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Randomize
