if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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