you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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