Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Congratulations! We have a period
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Randomize
