dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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