pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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