so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Just cropdusted the office
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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