Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
