I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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