o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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