Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
i will never coherently bang her
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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