Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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