so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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