I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
its not stalking. its research.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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