Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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