Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
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