Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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