I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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