Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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